It's simple really.
The best compliment I was ever given during a relationship was "you're not real."

She had just ended a week full of 10hr. shifts where she was stuck standing for the majority of the time.
I decided it'd be a good idea to give her feet a wash an' massage when we were together.
Mostly because it was cheaper then goin' downtown, but also because it's nice.

So yea, that's how I got that compliment.

Had two peeps mention pedicures the past week which went an' brought about this memory.
I've had two in my lifetime.
I figured it'd be a great team-bonding excercise.
An' that's when I learned that I enjoy havin' my poor feet spoiled.
Those poor feet also happen to be ticklish.

New content in the near future...
Who knows?

I miss text-messaging w/ a vengeance.
Along w/ my Wii.

People say the ideal man has a great sense of humor, a steady job, knows what he wants in life, and has a huge penis.
I only fall under one category.
Wanna take a guess?

Because I now spend my spare freetime creating pick-up lines for my friends & family, you get that work in progress.

Being the natural diplomat, I've found myself spending the past few days tryin' to salvage some type of relationship between family members.
Needless to say, my energies are bein' tapped an' stop me from posting regular content here.
Glad I got healthy in time for this.

For now, I leave you with this statement:
My wife beater and boxer briefs have matching colors; I figure someone out there is jealous.

Just curious, what does everyone out there want to see from this blog?
- More anecdotes.
- Random insight.
- Personal writings.
- All of the above?

I find myself w/ alot of postings that need editing an' would like an idea of what I should focus on getting out there first.